all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot
bepeu: what i learned in high school you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher there is more than one kind of cool if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you not all food is edible who cares
footmeetsface: spoon-party-of-bombur: multipack: amyeatfeast: stopthatitssilly: alexkisu: multipack: f is for friends who do stuff without you u is for uninvited c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten k is for krispy kreme yum this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the...
How to tell someone you like them
You: I like you
Them: sorry i dont feel the
You: YOU DIDNT LET ME FINISH I LIKE YOUR SHIRT HAHAHA
Then you never make eye contact with that person again
fucked up but funny.
No he's not mines, no you cannot have him.
Imagine if you logged onto tumblr one day, and...
sodamnrelatable: you’d open up your dash to this explosion of noise and your face would be like:
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
flexxx-wizard: waterfallfish: Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH ACCURATE
niggermom: im actually dying of a rare disease called please date me
Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
That awkward moment when you're with your friend
laugh-addict: and they start kissing their boyfriend/girlfriend so you’re just like:
When your parents say "You're wasting too much...
If I had a dime for every time someone called me...
laugh-addict: I’d be one poor motherfucker
3ridan: riddlersgammon: hyungstrider: if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can what if its a baby dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck